Chemtrails. Geoengineering. Cloud seeding. What is it?

X marks the spot? Are chemtrails nefarious, benign or a well-intentioned idea of Al Gore?

It's a question that's a bit above my head! I do like a good conspiracy, though.

After seeing the posts about chemtrails and weather modification hit the front page, I decided to dig through my photo collection. As an avid photographer, I've definitely caught some weird atmospheric happenings. Mostly, I'm just mad that they're screwing up my shots and making my landscapes look bad. I don't want the sky looking like it's 4-20 all the time, you know? I'm an open-minded person myself and am a bit on the fence about this one - you have to go with the evidence though, regardless of what the implications might be. Join me on conspiracy corner as we delve into the chemtrail conspiracy.

Snoop dogg's personal airplane? What's causing such thick clouds of smoke from this jet?

In this post i'll put some of my thoughts about the topic, as we look through my sky photos.

Here's one flight that created a lasting trail and another that's dissipating. I guess one is using the unleaded jet fuel, and the other isn't? It's one of my only photos that captured both.

Nothing weird here, just two normal flights with regular contrails. That's what I like to see in my photos. However the same day I see big cloudy plumes as well.

Hazy sky with lots of activity that day. By the afternoon it looked like the sky was a Greatful Dead concert. It seems the mission of the chemtrail conspirators is to block out the sun with their reflective white sprays! But why? It's probably classified.

As the trails linger, they spread out and widen into fat lines in the sky. Ruined my sunset!

Ahh, mission control? This is CHEMAIR 007 reporting a spray nozzle blockage. Did you guys even clean the damn thing? The illuminati is going to be pissed!

Just a trippy scene with various different kinds.

Someone was gonna start skywriting but then forgot what to say... maybe it's morse code?

One of the more interesting ones, a small rainbow appeared to the side of a wide spreading trail. Nice flair new world order!

I guess if the contrails are just engine exhaust, they only had to use the engines a little bit here. Were they coasting the rest of the way? Or did the jet airplane just need to let out a little fart along the way? Still screws up how I'm trying to frame my photo!

Anyhow, if the illuminati is reading this could you please lay off Canada? We're already know we're gonna be cooked by global warming but it's fine, we can use a bit of extra sunlight up here. Besides, I want to grow a lot of nice juicy tomatoes this year and I can't be having artificial haze all day blocking out the sun from my plants! That just won't do.

Hope you enjoyed this edition of conspiracy corner! Whether you believe in conspiracies or not, I hope you at least cracked a smile or grin at my post. Thanks for reading!

Here's some nice fluffy clouds for your enjoyment.