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Why is being in the military like receiving a blow job?
the closer you get to discharge the better is feels
lol I love that one
Helya :)
hahaha this so funny
What do Jedi use to view PDF files?
Adobe Wan Kenobi
Did anyone notice that the “&”symbol looks like a dog dragging his butt on the floor?
"orz" looks like a person on all fours.
Hahaha It's up to you.
What's similar between walking over an old and weak looking bridge and getting head by a guy?
It'll be fine as long as you don't look down.
Good one :D
- What do you call a stolen Tesla™ car? An Edison.
hohoho
Just after my wife had given birth, I asked the doctor, "How soon do you think we'll be able to have sex?" He winked at me and said, "I'm off duty in 20 minutes. Meet me in the parking lot."
Then you looked at him and said "Eww that's gross, obviously I meant me and the baby."
Too dark?
If a pharmacy is called a drugstore, then a drug dealer may be called a pharmacist
My girlfriend started smoking, so I slowed down and applied lubricant
hahaha
Nba is a joke
What's the difference between your job and your wife? After 5 years, your job will still suck!