I get called a conspiracy theorist no matter how many times I prove my assertions.

Tin foil is useful. When I'm done wearing it I can use it to cook bacon on my grill or make a cardboard sword shiny. I can throw it at my dog or wrap food in it. So many uses outside keeping aliens and assholes from reading my thoughts...like they could stand the drama in my mind.

Seriously, to the three individuals flagging these posts, I hope your feelings feel better.