Caturday Lyrics to Roberta Flack's "Killing Me Softly"

in caturday •  8 months ago

If you follow along, I think my cat lyrics came out well. Funny.. (This vid is Duda Senna channel on utube). This song goes on a bit long I think, after my cat lyrics she does two more refrains. Then those are the culprits below.

Scratching my face with their fingers, filling my life with their turds
Killing me softly with their fur, killing me softly with their fur
Telling my whole life with hair balls, killing me softly.. with their fur

I heard they were the clean pets, I heard no care required
And so I went to see them, and heard their tiny meows
And they were so precious, destruction far from my mind

Scratching my face with their fingers, filling my life with their turds
Killing me softly with their fur, killing me softly with their fur
Telling my whole life with hair balls, killing me softly.. with their fur

My house-guests flush with fever, itching sneezing loud
I felt Bill&Melinda Gates had found my letters and read each one out loud
I prayed they’d do dander, but agenda twenty-one

(refrain)

They purred as if they knew me in all my dark despair
And then they looked right through me, at something in the air
And they just keep on shedding, licking shedding hair

(refrain)

Meoooowoweoweeoooowowow
Myyyyyyeowwwww

Meooooowow.











Thank you, and Steem on,
MH
Photos by Cubbyworks, CanonPowershot SX520HS




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