Good healthy Cattle Manure on the Road.
This dung comes from healthy Cattle. Farmers can check on the health of their Cattle just by looking at their dung ( Manure or droppings ), even though he cannot see them. If cattle have "scouring" , which means that they have Diarrhoea, ... "Shi**ing through the Eye of an Needle" , the Farmer will want to check his cattle more closely, because something is wrong .
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Types Of Poop:
Ghost Poop: You feel the poop come out, but there is no poop in the toilet.
Clean Poop: You poop, it's in the toilet, but there's nothing on the toilet paper.
Second Wave Poop: You're done pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, but something tells you you're not done.
Brain Haemorrhage Poop: (Also known as "Pop a vein in your forehead" poop) The kind where you strain so much to get it out that you practically have a stroke.
Gassy Poop: Everyone within earshot is giggling.
Log Poop: The kind of shit that is so huge that you're afraid to flush the toilet without breaking it into a few pieces with your toilet brush.
Sweetcorn Poop: Self-explanatory.
Wet Cheeks Poop: (The power dump) Comes out of your butt so fast, your cheeks get splashed with water.
"Gee I wish I could poop" Poop: The kind of poop where you want to poop, but all you do is sit on the toilet with cramps and fart a few times.
Spinal Tap Poop: That's the one where it hurts so much coming out that you swear it was leaving you sideways.
Upper Class Poop: This poop doesn't smell.
The Dangling Poop: This poop refuses to drop, and you just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose. :)
Cheeky, but good.
Yes mate :)
Great post .....i like it :)
@ctrl-alt-nwo,
Actually I can't understand that cattle is healthy or not by seen that dung! That's your experience! Thank you very much for sharing such great experiences with us!
Cheers~
If it's wet and sloppy, that means there is something wrong, like if we get Diarrhoea, we have upset stomach, right ? Good firm stools mean everything ok.
@ctrl-alt-nwo - you can find healthy cattle by checking dung. oh sir you are awesome. Love your work. Therefore, I wish to ReSteem your post.
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did not know that got to learn something new buddy
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'Farmers can check on the health of their Cattle just by looking at their dung' feeling horrible. nice work @ctrl-alt-nwo
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Ha-ha. A really original post, I love creative people. Congratulations.
Good to take care and inform about animals health
Nice
nice!