Their Retarded Cat

Their Retarded Cat desperately desired a little monkey that they would often put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a new exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who expected that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a little monkey of all things.

Their Retarded Cat had a painting of a melon that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly funny action, to you, but not to the Cat, who feels that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.

Their Retarded Cat always had with them a pint of cider that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a curious activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.

Their Retarded Cat craved for a block of cheese that they would sometimes throw. It should have been a fairly funny undertaking, to me, but not to the Cat, who thinks that the idea was fun. Honestly, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.

Their Retarded Cat craved for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to drop. It would have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to you, but not to the Cat, who considered that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.

Their Retarded Cat desperately searched for a tomato that they would try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a curious proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato was the item that was chosen.