The Exciting Cat

The Exciting Cat desperately looked for a rubber chicken to experiment on. One might say this is a fairly exciting exercise, to many, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.

The Exciting Cat desperately desired a little monkey that they would often share. It might be an astonishing thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a little monkey being the chosen item.

The Exciting Cat always kept a piece of paper that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is an original approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

The Exciting Cat desperately searched for a crown that they liked to smash. It would have been an unusual approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who had decided it would be spectacular. A crown would be the item chosen.

The Exciting Cat craved for a chocolate bar that they would often demolish. This is certainly an extraordinary activity, to many, but not to the Cat, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar was the thing that was selected.

The Exciting Cat craved for a custard pie that they would put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly funny thought, to most, but not to the Cat, who felt that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie is the thing to opt for.