My Nervous Cat

My Nervous Cat desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes annihilate One might say this is a fairly curious approach to life, to my children, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball is the thing to opt for.

My Nervous Cat desperately wanted a can of coke that they sometimes worship. It is a peculiar suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who assumed that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the thing opted for.

My Nervous Cat wanted a hat that they would demolish. It is a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a hat is the item to select.

My Nervous Cat desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would occasionally sleep with. One might find this to be a curious idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

My Nervous Cat desperately needed a cucumber that they would often embrace. It should be a weird activity, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a cucumber being the thing opted for.

My Nervous Cat craved for a ball to cuddle. This seems a surprising approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who had decided that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a ball was the chosen item.