My Lonely Cat

My Lonely Cat desperately wanted a vibrator that they would occasionally smash. It should have been a fairly extraordinary idea, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who feels that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator being the chosen item.

My Lonely Cat owned a rubber chicken that they would share. One might find this to be a new thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

My Lonely Cat desperately desired a cup that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a bizarre operation, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a cup would be the item that was selected.

My Lonely Cat desperately needed a stapler that they would drop. This could be considered an odd approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who considered that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a stapler was the item that was selected.

My Lonely Cat found a bottle of coke that they liked to insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly new operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

My Lonely Cat found a crown that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should be a strange thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who thought that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a crown being the chosen thing.