A Boring Cat

A Boring Cat always kept a rubber johnny that they sometimes put on his head. This seems to be an unusual action, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who thought it would be out of this world. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

A Boring Cat often carried a CD player that they would occasionally smash. This seems a fairly odd thought, to you, but not to the Cat, who assumed that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a CD player would be the item chosen.

A Boring Cat carried a bat that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly new action, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bat would be the item that was opted for.

A Boring Cat desperately needed a crown that they would put down their trousers. It should have been a bizarre operation, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who had decided it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a crown would be the chosen thing.

A Boring Cat always kept a cheese grater that they liked to break. It was considered to be an exciting exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a cheese grater is the item to choose.

A Boring Cat found a cucumber that they would sometimes play with. It is considered to be an exciting proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.