So, you will now get some information which is best kept secret. But then there is the money. Good New Money. No shame in earning that since it isn't made by the government!

Just like the Greengold!

_Muhahah

You will arrive in Port Moresby. And that's where my info will stay. If you decide to go to PNG you must discover the rest for yourself.

Maybe you shouldn't go there. Not because of what 99% of the Australians will tell you but because you are a bad person. If you go there and I will find out that you treat the people disrespectful you might be dead by the time I come to kill you ;) So be nice and good things will happen.

Yes the people are awesome but where is the dank? Well, all I can tell you is that you should show some interest in buying buay. Buay are betelnuts. It's just like the people but you will get spak. This means "under the influence". Imagine - or celebrate - that you just had 2 puffs, downed some moonshine and are playing guitar... Yep :)

Go and buy buay and express your wish to get high by singing a Bob Marley or Peter Tosh tune. Done. You now have Greengold!

This isn't Greengold. This is buay. Image

This is Greengold:

_{Image by VICE}

Because of the fantastic weather, clean air, perfect soil and equatorial sun the marihuana there is one of the best I've ever tried.

*

I would like to show you a song which I keep in my heart like the memories of the Bird-of-Paradise shaped peninsula:

And here it is:

I love you
I see you
I thank you


^{Disclaimer: I never bought anything. I found it on the ground and thought that it was green tobacco. What a mistake. I listened to music, laughed, loved, cried and worked at the same time. Don't do it. Just say .. Greeeengoooold!}

*