Sorta sounds a bit like Gallifrey...

Theyll be caled a Calibrator! and hey man i am scared, i posted a steemit poost about how a steemit user came over to my house and gifted me a ledger nano S ! and i went on to show how i posted a CRAIGHLSIt ad for steemit! but my ppst only got 30 cents and my posst NEVER do that theyre all always like at $10 immeidtaly after iu post sosiopmethinsg wrong :( maybe my followers all powered down? I notcie ur up to 100 k ,an, can u plz help me out with my latst post. I just upvoted all ur recent commenst!

hey man 5 days was ur last one, where u ben?
we need u back hre full time!