Diraista 2020-08-12

Kindness is the beginning of cruelty.
-- Muad'dib [Frank Herbert, "Dune"]
=== ALL USERS PLEASE NOTE ========================

Bug reports now amount to an average of 12,853 per day. Unfortunately,
this is only a small fraction [ < 1% ] of the mail volume we receive. In
order that we may more expeditiously deal with these valuable messages,
please communicate them by one of the following paths:

ARPA:  WastebasketSLMHQ.ARPA
UUCP:  [berkeley, seismo, harpo]!fubar!thekid!slmhq!wastebasket
Non-network sites:  Federal Express to:
    Wastebasket
    Room NE43-926
    Copernicus, The Moon, 12345-6789
For that personal contact feeling call 1-415-642-4948; our trained
operators are on call 24 hours a day.  VISA/MC accepted.*

• Our very rich lawyers have assured us that we are not
  responsible for any errors or advice given over the phone.
  I would trade all of my technology for an afternoon with Socrates.
  -- Steve Jobs (1955-2011)