Introducing DMACS....

in #busy6 years ago

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I think one thing that has become apparent to most of us on Steem is that we need to create some Applications that bring value to the crypto space, allow people to transact and utilize their cryptocurrencies in meaningful and profitable ways.

That is why I've partnered with some of my former colleagues to bring the community DMACS.

*Don't miss the train which rhymes with chain.

We are currently working on the White Paper, The Application and Designing the specific features that will innovate seamless partnerships, and benchmark plug-and-play web-readiness.

We have found that studies show that people like to feel good and when you support the DMACS token and think it will make you rich in the future that provides many enriching feelings that are good. These good feelings will lead to repeated use of our powerful and unique application that we will be building at some point in the future.

To give you a quick glimpse into how this SteemApp will work, investors will be able to send us Bitcoin, LTC, or Steem and we will run it through our powerful servers with specialized algorithms and transfer DMACs in return. We are currently working with large exchanges possibly Bittrex, Binance and Polonoiex to get our fast blockchain-like token listed with many great trading partners.

We hope that DMACs will also be accepted at several retail outlets upon release. Our related website which is totally a Steem Product without all the time prohibiting features of actually connecting it to the blockchain will be built at some time in the future and will also architect dynamic e-commerce at some point in the future.

In addition, this will bring a huge amount of value to the Steem Community and if you want Steem to be successful you only need to send me steem or delegate to @whatsup and I will use those funds carefully to fund my successful projects and lifestyle.

For every Steem delegated to @whatsup you will receive 10 or so DMACS, carefully tracked in a spreadsheet, by @makeupmyname and audited regularly by those that you should find trustworthy.

We find by utilizing the word SCAM spelled backwards in our name that will appeal to those who like shady deals as long as they feel they can profit from said deal... Also we have included the manditory d at the beginning of the name which studies show adds value!

I am really looking forward to working with the community to continually leverage other's superior architectures. No need for research or to ask any questions just send money!!!

This is a joke, do not send money or delegate.

@whatsup

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What are We up to now? Trying to Catchup or Ketchup ?
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haha, awesome

You should actually start taking delegation and in return make ironic posts for people like this, and make the delegation like 100 SP, which is nothing right now,

just start accumulating SP from people and see if you can get legit delegation....

go farther with this just why not, just go ahead and do it twto make a point it will be welcomed by all and will be helpful because if anyone starts posting these scammy projects and gets taken seriously, u can just bring up Dmacs

Not a bad idea!

I suspect this of being a whopper.

This post has received a 36.94 % upvote from @boomerang.

I've just sent you all my steem, before I read down to the bottom - I was sold on it!!
...can I get it back, please...?

With such a clear timeline and concise explanations what could possibly go wrong 🤣

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I almost fell for this! Lol. I think those of us who want better for this community will definitely be looking for ways to send you delegations upto the point they see through the sarcasm.

Happy holidays @whatsup

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Will people use DMAC to buy Big Macs?

I noticed someone already made a similar joke in the comments after. :(

We expect to be deploying fast food interfaces in the near future!

Can I buy a burger with my vote? WILL IT USE THE BLOCKCHAIN? PLZ ONLY FOR THIS AT LEAST

I really want to flag this question and call you names right here, but... lol

...and let´s not forget: Once the daily volume exceeds 100 million USD, Dmacs team will (maybe) consider to move back to the Steem-platform from our exernalized BTS-shitcoin-cash cow. That means incredible wave of glorious BENEFICIARIES will set the STEEM prize on fire. It is a great chance for Steem, everybody please now delegate to DMACS. I am the propaganda and behaviour modification expert of Dmacs, and I don´t want to scare you but everybody who has NOT delegated by sunday midnight, will be flagged by one of our friendly Dmacs votingbots each loaded with 10 Million Steempower until the unwanted behaviour is modified. It is a advanced form of operant conditioning, completely automated by AI.

it will be a bright future for STEEM - here is a sneak preview to our "internal" white-paper/roadmap

Do you have a MVP of this new DAPP?

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Wow looks like you’ve been working really hard on Xmas, not taking a day off is so like you. Your hard work will pay off, great job! Monies sent and #inscamwetrust has my vote!

Much like Sheldon, I'm getting better at detecting sarcasm.

I think.

Seriously concerned about some people's reasoning skills.

What! You mean it wasn't genuine?!
I have too confess it took a little while for the suspicion to creep in with me...I was near the end before my suspicions were fully confirmed.

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Should have left this part out:

This is a joke, do not send money or delegate.

It sounded so bizarre that I thought it must be a great idea, and was legit getting ready to send some delegation.. 🤣

No really.. I was gonna delegate.. 🤪

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