Funny and Witty Quotes | GEORGE BURNS |
George Burns was an American comedian, actor, singer, and writer.
He was one of the few entertainers whose career successfully spanned vaudeville, radio, film and television. His arched eyebrow and cigar-smoke punctuation became familiar trademarks for over three quarters of a century. He and his wife, Gracie Allen, appeared on radio, television, and film as the comedy duo Burns and Allen.
Here is a great collection of witty funny sayings that is sure to put a smile on your face 🙂
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"First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down."
"There's an old saying, 'Life begins at forty.' That's silly. Life begins every morning you wake up."
"I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate."
"And God said 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan."
"I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life."
"When you stop giving and offering something to the rest of the world, it's time to turn out the lights."
"If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age."
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
"I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don't have to respect anybody."
"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed."
"When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick."
"There will always be a battle between the sexes because men and women want different things. Men want women and women want men."
"Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
"I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself."
"I'd rather be over the hill than under it."
"I don't care what you do for a living. If you love it, you are a success."
"Be quick to learn and wise to know."
"As long as you're working, you stay young."
"My best advice: Fall in love with what you do for a living."
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