EPIC BATTLE: DARK SPAWN VS PLANKTON
Disclaimer: The title of this article is definitely NOT clickbait. I assure everyone that this article really involves the battle between a dark spawn and a plankton. If you like to read an epic tale, then keep reading.
There is a certain creature amongst God's creations that us humans just loves to hate. They go in a variety of names, depending on what part of the world you live in. These small, black, foul creature, that lurks in the dark, are collectively known, as COCKROACHES!.
These spawn of darkness are found everywhere; in thy kitchen, thy mess hall, thy living room, thy chamber, thy closets and even in thy bathroom! No place in thy house is safe from these spawn of darkness! At night, ye will feel them crawling on thy body; thy legs, arms, torso, and even on thy face, forcibly waking thee from thy peaceful slumber .
The tale begins on a peaceful and serene night. The sky is clear, and the moon is bright. It's like heaven itself want this wary soul to have a peaceful slumber. A well deserved rest for thee, that must do battle in the unpredictable world known as "Crypto." Yet thy rest will not come to pass. The villainous dark spawn, refuses to allow so!
As I enter thy chamber, on thy bed I saw the most terrifying creature that walks this earth - a cockroach!
"How dare ye show thyself on thy presence, ye foul creature!" I shouted.
Yet the dark spawn refuses to heed thy words! On thy bed it stays, refusing to acquiesce thy bed to it's rightful owner.
"Tis cannot be allowed to continue!" I thought to thyself.
Knowing that a battle cannot be avoided, I searched for anything that can be used as a weapon inside thy chamber.
There on the top of thy table, laid a great tool of information. A most fitting weaponry to vanquish the likes of the dark spawn. It's like God Himself, left the weapon for thy usage.
Giving it a most fitting name - "Tabloid!"
Still it's not enough. The dark spawn cannot be easily slaughtered even by the holy weapon "Tabloid." Looking again, I found yet another weapon specifically crafted to battle the dark spawn. The holy weapon "Slipper!"
"Tabloid" and "Slipper" in each hand. I quickly rush to battle the dark spawn. Quick as lightning, I strike with "Tabloid!" Unfortunately, the dark spawn manages to avoid thy killer strike. Seeing thy failure, I quickly followed with the "Slipper." Yet the dark spawn still manages to avoid thy strikes!
"How could this be? Even thy legendary holy weapons cannot hit thee!"I gloomily said.
"I refuse to believed that I cannot vanquish ye!" With determination I shouted.
Like thunder I roared! Strike! Swipe! Bam! Again and again I attacked, yet like an eel, it slippery avoided thy strikes! Frustrated as I am, I refused to give up.
But then, something unexpected happened. The coward actually tries to escape thy chamber! Simply unforgivable! With the fastest speed I could muster, I pursue. Refusing to allow this spawn of darkness to spread terror unto this world.
The chase led to thy living room, thy mess hall, lastly unto thy kitchen.
"I've got ye now, ye vile creature! Stop your futile struggle and surrender to thy fate!" I said while panting.
Slowly, I walked towards the creature. Confident that it can no longer escape.
But fate laughs at thy efforts! The moment I was about to strike, it flew!
Faster than I could react, it went straight to the small window above the sink!
"FUUUCK!!! ...I mean, NOOOO!!! Stay, you damned creature!!! Face thy fate!!!" Angrily, I shouted.
Yet, the dark spawn pay no heed to thy angry shout! Knowing that it's too late. I frustratingly drop thy weapons.
"Tis not over between us! I swear! I will vanquish ye someday, dark spawn!" I solemnly swear to the heaven.
Though the creature escaped. I know that it will return someday, and finished what we started. When that day comes, yours truly, will be waiting.
Glancing at the rising sun. I went inside thy humble abode to get a well deserved rest.
To be continued...
The event above did in fact occurred. I'm also pretty certain that most people have similar experience. Though I did exaggerated a bit (a lot) and use unconventional English. This was done to add a bit of humor to the story.
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Interesting story, but I found the old English to be a bit hard to read at times! 😌
Also, I would like to offer you another weapon - a cockroach spray! Very powerful! 😆
Thanks for dropping by. The use old English is to make the already exaggerated story more exaggerated. Though it can be hard to read at times, you can easily get use to it after reading for a while. Also thanks for the advice! I'll be sure to stock up on it. Next time the dark spawn will not escape.
hahaha, good to know! thanks!
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