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RE: The EPIC Introduce Yourself Post
Customers these days... Now I have to go perform pinata surgery which is an incredibly delicate procedure, remove what you don't like and add what you do like because you're always right and I'm always wrong!
I'll take the giant cock. Just cut off the balls and put the sweets in the sacs then duct tape it closed. Don't fuss, i'll just smash it with a hammer after you deliver the goods...
Well it's about damn time someone took my giant cock.
oh god YEAAAASSS!!! give it to me!!! you are so good for my frazzled state of mind. thank you for the laugh :)
Another satisfied customer.