Real candy for sure! Hand made in Canada! Pure! Just don't eat too many of those gummy bears. I've seen people do crazy things on those gummy bears. Things you'll regretthe next day...
Customers these days... Now I have to go perform pinata surgery which is an incredibly delicate procedure, remove what you don't like and add what you do likebecause you're always right and I'm always wrong!
I'll take the giant cock. Just cut off the balls and put the sweets in the sacs then duct tape it closed. Don't fuss, i'll just smash it with a hammer after you deliver the goods...
Do not be alarmed. I refuse to give up! Got some new models in. One looks like a giant cock and there's a feminist convention in town. Guaranteed to fly off the shelves!
noname u can sell me a pinata as long as it has candy in it and not troll faces...
Real candy for sure! Hand made in Canada! Pure! Just don't eat too many of those gummy bears. I've seen people do crazy things on those gummy bears. Things you'll regret the next day...
me no like gummies. just the sour watermelon and peach chewies, they'z delish.
Customers these days... Now I have to go perform pinata surgery which is an incredibly delicate procedure, remove what you don't like and add what you do like because you're always right and I'm always wrong!
I'll take the giant cock. Just cut off the balls and put the sweets in the sacs then duct tape it closed. Don't fuss, i'll just smash it with a hammer after you deliver the goods...
Well it's about damn time someone took my giant cock.
oh god YEAAAASSS!!! give it to me!!! you are so good for my frazzled state of mind. thank you for the laugh :)
Another satisfied customer.
shoot, that was terrible marketing.
Do not be alarmed. I refuse to give up! Got some new models in. One looks like a giant cock and there's a feminist convention in town. Guaranteed to fly off the shelves!