Week in review V memes . Comedy open mic round 33 entry 2

in #busy6 years ago (edited)

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A lot has happened this week so let's just jump straight into it.
Here in the states it has been 24 /7 bitch fest over the Supreme Court nomination that seems to have started as some kind of double dog dare
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and it seems it is pretty much over
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The Dems drug this guy through the dirt but at the end of the day here is how it played out.
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So fast forward to the hurry up vote in congress.

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BUT WAIT. From what I hear the world's favorite ham beast is getting involved in the protests.

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But I don't think she will last long
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That's not all though folks. Something else YUGE happened.

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Yep. We all got a text from Trump. Some of us were not so happy about it though
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You know what though? We are all the same and need to unite as a country and stop dividing ourself by race and all that shit. We are the same. Don't believe me?
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Since it is October I am going to get you a Halloween life hack.
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Also take it from me and get the hotest selling costume this year
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Don't believe me?
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On the good side after almost a week off steemians have finally recharged there mana after the 20% vote debacle.
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Also space X let everyone know they will send the first group of civilians into space. My obvious first thought is who is going to be the first to join the 100 mile high club?
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Then there is the complete lunacy by the University of Manchester
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How will this model ever know people are applauding

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Also on a side note I have been made aware of steemhunt and I think I have found the first product to put up for my steem hunt post
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See yall later. Hopefully something got a laugh.

I nominate @freedom and @pumpkin

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LMAO oh dude, you're genius. Those presidential alerts though....

thank you sir. I may try to actually make this a weekly thing if people like it.

These posts are the best! Making me laugh so hard every damn time xD

Got a chuckle from the pumkin carving. She got a good surprise ! No jazz clapping for that post.

Lol

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