JAPANESE SEX

One day, a Japanese couple were arguing about how to have EROTIC sexual intercourse. This is how it went down:

HUSBAND: sakitaki mojikaata

WIFE REPLIES: kowanini! Mowijanakpa!

HUSBAND THEN SAYS ANGRILY: Toka a anji konji rodi roumi yakoo!

WIFE ON HER KNEES LITERALLY BEGGING: Mimi to Nakoundinda tinkouji

HUSBAND THEN SHOUTS ANGRILY: na miaou kina kani Tim konji!

OH MY GOD! REALLY? I CAN'T BELIEVE Y'ALL JUST SAT THERE TRYING TO READ THIS SHIT! 😂😂😂
I MEAN, DO YOU KNOW JAPANESE? DO YOU EVEN THINK I KNOW JAPANESE?!
YOU WILL READ ANYTHING AT ALL AS LONG AS IT IS ABOUT SEX!
...sometimes I worry about you, STEEMIANS. 🤔