23 unwritten rules for life ...

In this article I present some of the unwritten rules of life according to the authoritative men's magazine, which are an integral part of it!

I'm sure that in some of the 23 unwritten rules listed, you will see some of your tacit rule that is also present in your life.

Here they are:

1 . It is much more important to have good health insurance than good health

2 . Do not bluff more than once when playing poker with friends

3 . If one of the great bosses in your work, unexpectedly tells you something really nice and friendly, that does not mean anything to him. Even the boss is your father!

4 . Wear as much black as you can more. It makes you look weak, cool and sexually serious. Avoid only black jeans, they are disgusting!

5 . When someone in your family goes through development, stand on the side of the blood relative

6 . A man who can not dance can not talk, and can not provide psychological support to a woman is only half a man. The other half can not cook, can not clean and the bad is that it needs a drink ... :)

7 . Do not make a visible tattoo larger than your penis!

8 . There are times when good neighbors are more important than good neighborhoods and good friends

9 . To say to a woman, "You are a great person and a great person", it is accepted as if you say you do not love her anymore!

10 . Be careful when making a public discussion of your favorite hobby, as most hobbies for the others who are supposed to listen to you are boring, pathetic and do not excite them at all.

One of the most boring things is when someone talks about hobbies like collecting coins, brands, bird watching, bowling, table tennis, chat, poetry, cynological exhibitions, music, yoga, running, religion and more.

Very annoying ... Believe me, the only hobbies you can impress with someone and listen to you are flying, fishing and golf.

11 . Rainbow in Heaven is a way God reminds us that beauty is an optical illusion except beautiful sports cars 🙂

12 . Never wear clothes that your colleagues do not accept and reject.

Although the green blouse or tie of points expresses your individuality and you are proud of it, your "favorite" colleagues will perceive it as if you are divorced from their group and will reject you and will probably be used as a strange type and as a person to whom can not be trusted.

And that's just for some clothes ....

13 . I know you want , but you will never become a rock star ...

14 . The longer you go through your life, you will find that more and more of the things you have learned at school are useless, except for psychology

15 . By telling one of your managers, "I act and look at things a little more philosophically," means you just told him you were a total loser!

16 . When you run into the park on a hot summer day, please please, do not take off your shirt if you are really hairy ...

17 . Try to go to work smoothly.

The smallest wrinkle on your shirt will make your vicious colleagues think of a scenario and develop it, how lonely you are and how much financial problems you have.

Do not give them that bitch pleasure ...

18 . Always, in every possible way, assume that the person you are talking to is smarter, better looking, more sophisticated and more successful than it really is!

19 . The way a woman seems to act and speak, does not say anything about how good she is in bed!

20 . To go crazy while watching a big game is a sign of your good mental health!

21 . Never tell your problems to anyone. 20% of people do not care about them, and the other 80% will be glad to have them!

22 . Never be afraid to go on a path that is unknown to you! Many of the great things are invented and invented precisely as a result of error

23 . Perhaps the biggest question of our lives is to decide "What to do with the time we have been given?"