Haha, right? They don't even do jingles anymore though, it is all psycho-babble about how someones life was in shambles until they found ___ to make it better. Or 'sincere' business owners speaking on how they value their customers and stand by their work. Or little speeches that resemble online feedback, like five stars in sentences.
I fear the old jingles playing over the psycho-babble in my mind...

Luckily we have a good classic rock station here that does play a good variety, but still hard to listen with all the ads.