BUMBLE DATING - EVE'S DROPPED INFORMATION - NEW DATING PLATFORM

From the horses mouth (Well maybe not) But ones ability to overhear, interesting and knowledgeable convocations.
Is only outwitted by, my expressed, curiosity to "ear wig!"

"Didn't your mother ever tell you, it's rude to listen in?"
"Well quite obviously I wasn't listening when she did"

Well over hear I did - that there is a BRAND NEW DATING SITE in the mix.

Bumble - A brand new platform - which reverses roles, offering a new concept to dating.
Where as common place? Man would outwardly make the first move!
Now what once was: simply put, common place, is quite frankly, no more!

With a nod from, each interested party.
With a (Bumble) Exchange, much like a wink in the appropriate direction.
An you an your suitor are matched.
But wait it doesn't stop their. Here comes the almighty twist in the mix.

ZUB ZUB!

The female, then writes her email, to the male, of which she likes? But wait this is all backwards right?

In recent years the (HUMBLE) Dating platform has not only grown exponentially, but taken over how we see dating. No longer do we, awkwardly bump in to each over at the coffee machine. Fake trip and fall in to one another. Or prop up the bar. "Oh I am sure these, things do happen" But for the most part, we converse on the internet.

Which brings about it's pitfalls:

Women, being propositioned by hundreds upon hundreds of suitors at once, from all across the world.
Sounds fine, although when very few meetings take place and convocations are the only interaction, which take place through "Written Words" On a screen or even "Spoken Interaction" On a phone, over hundreds if not thousands of miles. An ZERO , 1 to ONE interaction. This brings about implications to society.

Now at this point the EVE'S DROPPED CONVOCATION gets interesting!

"The male continues to announce in a crowded "Public House" At the top of his voice.
Woman receive the many pictures of (Male anatomy) Which arrive in letter boxes of the online kind."

It makes me think "How very uncoof have we become as a race."

No more long strolls in the park - Hardly a sound glance to the courtship rules and life of the 50's.
We now must accept that we are a cyborg! "Sorry, cyber NATION" an as such, things have irrevocably changed.

However it's a a surety, Bumble aims to create a spin, on the old dating scene. Allowing the female all the power and control.

Now here's how it works.

One boy or girl, expresses there like for another girl or boy. (Yes this is kindergarten all over again.
But seriously I'm not telling you of the birds and the bee's.
Just the IN's and OUT's of the site, of course!

Now once both interested parties have liked each other. This lucky lady, has 24 HOURS to make this now SUPER HAPPY CHAPPY even more delirious, with a reply to his advances.

However if we are to believe the current convocations overheard? like a fly on the wall. This may not simply, be the case.

The word's played upon his lips, like a silvery tongue, with no lust upon his words. In fact, he was quite the gentleman. With choice words and the arrowroot heart. which lost it's apatite, after but a mere precedence of slight convocation.

The convocation went something like this

Message one, Lady - Your a bit of alright! - "Sounds like a lad"
Message two, Gentleman - Your not so bad yourself - Sounds so polite and well mannered (SARCASM MUCH)
Message three, Lady - Awe, cut the crap, lets fuck - Now I don''t know about you, but this is well um....

Now, the rest of this short but sweet interaction, ended with a deletion of the app and profile.

Not to say that all meetings end this way.

Our waiting conversational guru, then went on to attain that he believed that at least

"What seams to be, some 75% of accounts. May be corrupted, by this behavior. Although this may be sheer speculation."

Bumble, seams to have a great plan and a well thought out platform. We guess only time will tell. If they stand the test of time. It does seam they have to iron out some kinks. But isn't this always the case with a new platform. Learning the ropes is always key, to any relationship, business or otherwise.