Breaking News: Crypto Bear market ends!

in #bull6 years ago

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Ethereum led the way a few hours ago and I new everything was about to spike up. Long standing resistance lines have been broken. We've finally cleared this shit-storm.

This is financial advice. Dump all your money into crypto. Get a second mortgage on your house. Sell your children into slavery. It will be worth it, trust me.

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Good advice, hehe.

Fuck it I've got no more dirty fiat to spend. Anyone want a kidney? Im also willing to go without my left nut

Really? Do I buy a new motorbike or dump all my money into crypto now? :D

You would make the worst mistake of your life not to get a new (or slightly unabused) bike.

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That's so true! I probably will buy a slightly unabused bike :D It's just too much fun.

And in case your significant other is completely against your purpose in life, they retain their value(slightly unabused ;), unlike you know what..

haha too funny man :D

You should invest in Beanie Babies.

Thanks for the financial advice!

In a world where no one offers financial advice,
I am here to capitalize on cowardice.

Did someone restart the teether printing press or something?

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