bulbasaur interview!!!!!!!!!

hey guys! today we are going to be interviewing bulbasaur! im using google translator so we can understand him.

interviewer: so, bulbasaur, where do you come from?
Bulbasaur: i come from California
interviewer: do you have any family?
Bulbasaur: yeah, bill gates is my brother, vladimir putin's my uncle, and my mum is my mother.
interviewer: do you still keep in touch with your family?
bulbasaur: bill's too busy with microsoft, vlad doesn't like me, and mums busy.
interviewer: do you miss them?
bulbasaur: yeah, i guess
interviewer: do you like any sports?
bulbasaur: not really
interviewer: what about cooking?
bulbasaur: i won masterchef 3 times in a row!
interviewer: wow, i never would've thought!
interviewer: how old are you?
bulbasaur: three
interviewer: WHAT!?
bulbasaur: pokemon age a lot quicker then humans okay?
interviewer: oh, sorry.

hope you enjoyed!