My Gentle Builder

My Gentle Builder desperately searched for a condom that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Builder, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

My Gentle Builder desperately wanted a wig that they would often experiment on. It would have been a weird and wonderful undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Builder, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a wig would be the item chosen.

My Gentle Builder desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would often try to balance on their head. This might appear to be an exciting thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Builder, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

My Gentle Builder often carried a pen that they would often try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Builder, who had decided it would be out of this world. Honestly, a pen is the thing that was chosen.

My Gentle Builder needed a bottle of coke that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should be a fairly original thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Builder, who had decided it was awesome. A bottle of coke of all things.

My Gentle Builder desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly different action, to everybody you know, but not to the Builder, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. A pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.