His Lovely Builder

His Lovely Builder desperately needed a computer that they would occasionally break. This seems to be a fairly original proposal, to my dad, but not to the Builder, who considered that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a computer was the thing that was selected.

His Lovely Builder desperately looked for a ball that they would experiment on. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my mum, but not to the Builder, who had decided that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball having that done to it

His Lovely Builder often carried a condom that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems to be a strange proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Builder, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a condom was the thing that was chosen.

His Lovely Builder often carried a radiator that they would cuddle. It should have been a fairly weird proposal, to you, but not to the Builder, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a radiator would be the item that was chosen.

His Lovely Builder often carried a tomato that they would put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Builder, who assumed that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato was the chosen item.

His Lovely Builder desperately needed a can of coke that they would break. It might be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Builder, who felt it was wonderful. A can of coke was the thing that was selected.