The Hungry Builder

The Hungry Builder craved for a stretchman that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a weird approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Builder, who feels it would be sublime. Strangely, a stretchman was the chosen thing.

The Hungry Builder carried a bag of poop to put up their bum. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to you, but not to the Builder, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.

The Hungry Builder carried a tomato to smash. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to many, but not to the Builder, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a tomato being the thing opted for.

The Hungry Builder desperately craved for a block of cheese to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly exciting action, to my mum, but not to the Builder, who considered it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese being the chosen thing.

The Hungry Builder always carried a sword that they would often rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly weird thought, to you, but not to the Builder, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the thing to choose.

The Hungry Builder always kept a helmet that they would often insert somewhere. It might be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my children, but not to the Builder, who thought that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet being the thing selected.