The Naughty Builder

The Naughty Builder owned a lava lamp that they would often drop. One might say this is a funny approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Builder, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. A lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

The Naughty Builder wanted a bat that they liked to drop. One might consider this to be an original undertaking, to you, but not to the Builder, who feels it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a bat being the chosen thing.

The Naughty Builder desperately craved for a pen that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a surprising suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Builder, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pen is the item to choose.

The Naughty Builder desired a vibrator that they would smash. It should have been a fairly surprising thought, to you, but not to the Builder, who considered that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a vibrator is the item to opt for.

The Naughty Builder always had with them a dildo that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a weird idea, to my mum, but not to the Builder, who thought it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

The Naughty Builder desperately wanted a dildo that they sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to most, but not to the Builder, who considered that the idea was wonderous. A dildo being the chosen item.