My Scary Builder

My Scary Builder always kept a condom that they would often rub on his belly. It is a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a condom being the chosen thing.

My Scary Builder desperately searched for a pen that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Builder, who considered that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a pen is the item to select.

My Scary Builder desperately wanted a vibrator that they sometimes eat. This seems a bizarre proposal, to my children, but not to the Builder, who had decided that this idea was epic. A vibrator was the item that was chosen.

My Scary Builder craved for a mug that they would sit and look at. One might find this to be a strange exercise, to some, but not to the Builder, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a mug of all things.

My Scary Builder had a crown to drop. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Builder, who thought that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a crown would be the thing that was opted for.

My Scary Builder desired a big sponge that they sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a fairly new approach to life, to most, but not to the Builder, who felt it was fun. Honestly, a big sponge would be the thing that was opted for.