Dear people from the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, this is a message from Switzerland. Very soon you quit your long bond with the European Union. You will have to start all over again. Without any friends and completely on your own. You know what that means. Exactly! Welcome back on the market. Outside the EU you can do whatever you want. Like selling food filled with nothing than air, eat chocolate until your mouth bleeds or kick sheep in their butt. It’s a lot of fun. That’s why we from Switzerland never joined in the first place. So let’s become friends and build our own union. The EUNEUM. The European Union of Non-European Union Members. We could have our own flag. With a sheep on it. And a cow. A bagpipe more instruments, a funny hat, and stars. A lot of stars. Let’s create our own currency. You have the pound, we have Fränkli. Let’s make “The Pfünderli“. It will be the cleanest money on earth.
Your bankers wash it. Our banks hide it! Switzerland and UK (Great Britain) - we are made for each other You always keep calm, so do we. You have teatime. We have cheese time. We love to put our trunks in the sun. You love to put your drunks in the sun. You put alcohol in barrels. So do we! You have surveillance cameras. We have Sozialdetektive. You leave with Brexit, we leave with Exit. We have Shaqiri. You have also, Shaqiri. You have the prince of Wales, we have the prince of Wallis. You have a queen. We have a king. He also loves to wave his hand. You have James Bond. We have Roger Federer. He wins every fight wears expensive watches and has a great secret service! You might know him from: «Quantum of Rolex». «The World tour is not enough», «Goldbringer», or «Moonracket». Movies so good, even Roger will cry. So, let’s partner up. You teach our politicians how to speak your language. We teach you how to sell weapons to homicidal Saudi princes. And don’t worry. If you don’t like our new union, you can always leave it.
Because, that's what unions are made for - oder? .
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