Are you ready for it? "How's college? Your cousin has 3 graduations" "Are you working? Your cousin makes $20000 a week now" and "Are you dating someone? your cousin is happily married"
AAAAAAAAND your aunts and uncles saying:
"How's college? Your cousin has 3 graduations"
"Are you working? Your cousin makes $20000 a week now"
"Are you dating someone? your cousin is happily married"