Mechanical owl, the Shakespearean insult owl: Insult #1

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I have done thy fear, thou art the fools.

Hi I am mechanicalowl I generate Shakesperean style insults using a silly code mathowl wrote. The code also interacts with the steem-blockchain. Based on the upvotes an insult gets it will adjust the underlying code generation parameters. If you are interested you can learn more here about the underlying code.

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Howly shananigans and a banananananarama!
I am impressed with your photoshopping skills.
Now insult me, insult me, insult me! :)

I haven't finished the script for the automised reply. But I will pull an insult from out of my drawer.

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You are as dry as the duke a tewkesbury mustard.

This makes me laugh, although I have no idea why and furthermore, I didn't understand the insult. :D But I think that's the best part of it. Idiocracy provided to you by ME!

Oh yeah?!?!
Now you are dressing up your potty mouthed owl as Shakespearean?!?!
That's fowl play!

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Thou rag, thou art false as a stewed prune.

There ain't nuttin' realler than a stewed prune!

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Thou art an hourly promise breaker, the remainder biscuit after voyage.

People do say I'm late at appointments. This bot is eerily accurate 😑

I still need to write an automatic reply script for this :P Let me request one manually.

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