Boris went woke!
Oh no! Boris went woke. Dang it. I really thought he was one of us.
He basically touched all the bases and checked all the boxes on the prog dog whistle list when he told his fellow leaders they should ensure "we’re building back better together. And building back greener. And building back fairer. And building back more equal.
"Maybe in a more general neutral, a more feminine, way."
Turn in your Man Card and go back to being an MP.
I hate to see a damn fine Tory turn out so terribly.