BOOBS!!

Now that I have your attention we can talk a little bit more about these aesthetically pleasing Parts of the female body.

Round, big, small, flat, perky, melon sized, and hanging. Men, women and children just love them. Breasts just might be the solution to world peace.

Here are a few things that we should know about these booby traps

1. Most women have a slightly larger left breast.
2. There are 4 million bras made every day.
3. Breasts can weigh as much as three bricks. Just imagine carrying around those bazongas.
4. Studies show that everyone has a radar set on boobies. Men and women.
5. There are 8 different types of nipples, this includes.
6. Having a third nipple somewhere on the body is called polythelia.
7. No breast size can be increased naturally.
8. Breasts are mainly there for milk glands, collagen and fat.
9. Men have nipples and breasts. Only because all foetuses are female at first.
10. The shape of breasts can change when sleeping on your stomach in the long run.

In china you can get a degree in the study of the bra. Now that could work up some boob sweat, or let’s just call it humidtitties. men might claim to have them but I mean really guys, leave the boob work for the ladies….. nobody wants to see you flabby man boob, or as my mom likes to call them “moops”

Boobies might not be the end of world peace but in a way they can end world hunger:-) big, fake or small we love them all