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Omelettes are cool... but I don't trust people who do omelettes without breaking any eggs.

Don't you think your girlfriend is cute?

All non-existing girlfriends of mine are really cute! :-D
I don't go around inventing ugly girlfriends!

I am not your girlfriend we are just friends!

Oh... and here I was thinking you'd vaccum clean my apartment! :-D

I am sorry, but what is it I said that made you think that?

I thought you were a cousin of Roomba. :-D

Nope, why did you think that?

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