I'm on a boat!

Oh boy, you know you're in trouble when you find new ways to spend bitcoin you don't have (yet).
https://www.bitpremier.com/9-yachts-and-watercraft/3028-royal-cape-catamaran-50ft-sailing
What other sites are there to help me spend cryptocurrency I don't have yet? Maybe the ladyboys down at soi cowboy have found a way to take it as payment (to leave me alone!)?