Blood-Chilling: 4 Insanely Creepy Dolls No Kid Should Ever Own

lls are one of the few of the original staples that are left in the toy world; pretty much every little girl grew up with a doll, but the ones that are made these days are so high quality they almost look real. Dolls have greatly changed over time, they look friendly and fun now but a few years ago they looked absolutely horrifying; these toys may have been comforting then, but they were built at a time when fairy tales ended with kids getting eaten. If you take a look back to the time when dollars were commonly made out of painted porcelain, you’ll quickly find that most of them look like something out of a nightmare.

Old dolls don’t particularly age well, so it’s rather common to find one that looks like it’s in need of some new parts (just be sure it doesn’t try to take them forcibly). . Thankfully, since the quality of dolls has gone up the creepiness as gone down, but those terrifying toys are still out there somewhere, usually kept as artifacts or mementos of fond memories. But which dolls are the creepiest of all time? Here are the top 14 insanely creepy dolls that should immediately be cast into fires of Mt. Doom.

#4 – HOLD ME

If you were to put a normal head on this doll, then it would almost look completely normal, instead you have a doll which looks like it wants to give you the last hug you’ll ever get; once you get past the strange hairstyle (which seems to be receding badly), and you ignore the right eye that’s rolling around possessed, you got yourself a grade A friend. No matter where you are in the room, this doll will always look like it’s watching your every step, and honestly It probably is.

#3 – Sail

There’s nothing wrong with wanting to give your child a doll with a legitimate job like a Navy sailor, but you probably don’t want to pick one that looks like it’s sailing on a ghost ship. There’s actually a creepy back story to this terrifying doll named Robert: he was given as a gift by someone who performs black magic (with friends like those, who needs enemies?); legend has it that Robert can be seen moving from room to room through windows from outside the house, and is supposedly an attempted murderer trapped in the body of a doll: just the kind of thing I want lounging around my house.

#12 – Open Up

Some people might look at this doll and be creeped out from just its face alone, but stitching on a weird old family photography has only exacerbated its level of creepiness! The doll’s bald head and sinister, knowing expression, makes it look like it just isn’t very happy with how you’ve been acting recently. I’m hoping that this doll wasn’t custom made to look like the baby portrait, because I’ll be honest, I don’t care if grandma made the dang thing, I’m getting money back pronto.

#1 – The Wanderer

Do you remember the horror movie, “Annabelle,” or the sketchy doll from “The Conjuring?” Both stories were actually based on the ‘true’ tale of this doll (which fortunately looks nothing like its movie counterpart). The owner of this doll claimed that it would move around from room to room, and that it would sometimes scribble messages onto paper; I’m not sure what a doll like this would have to say but I very highly doubt it’s something along the lines of “hey pal, how are you doing today?” This doll looks like Raggedy Ann if she got addicted to meth and murder!