Rizogalo and Piroklani (Rice pudding and Firefarts)

Ahhhhh, these little moments in life... Like for example when you open the fridge, not because you are hungry but because you have nothing better to do,  and instead of seeing the usual shit you get surprised by something like this:

Known in Greek as ρυζόγαλο, it's one of my favorite desserts and it's connected to many beautiful childhood memories. 

My late Grandma used to make amazing ρυζόγαλο and I distinctively remember as a kid eating 15-20 of those in a row every summer, which caused me to fart like there was no tomorrow. 

But what I remember even more distinctively is that one of those times my cousin asked me if I had ever done a "πυροκλάνι" which translates to "firefart" and as you guessed is to light your fart up with a lighter... I had never done one and the timing couldn't be more perfect as my ass was on fire after eating all those rizogalos! After a couple of failed attempts I succeeded! I lighted my first fart upand many many more after that. I was finally a REAL man! The lulz we had that day can't really be described ^_^

He, I had  a funny childhood!

In case you wonder, today's ρυζογάλο was delicious too, although I didn't try to do any piroklania... I am all grown up now and for some reason people don't seem to find them funny anymore :(

P.S: If you have tried to perform a piroklani but failed here's a tip from my experience. It's all about aligning the lighter's flame with your poop-hole properly! Once you get the aim right it's almost a guaranteed success!!!! Here's a how-to video if you still can't get it: