CONTEST: Win A Custom 3D Printed Dildo with your Steem Username!!!!!!!

in blog •  last month  (edited)

So, today I met with @steemychicken1 for a couple tsipoura and beers and he finally gave me the 3d printed dildo he specially prepared for me a few days ago:

And then, just like that we had an idea for what is  the most amazing contest that has ever taken place on Steemit. We will gift one similar, custom 3D printed dildo to one lucky steemian. 

Now, to participate you have to do the following:

  • Resteem and upvote this post at 100 %. Remember, money makes the world go round
  •  Comment with a short message that you want to appear on the one side of the dildo as shown in the image below. The other side will feature your username, as shown in the image above
  • Choose a color you like. You can click here to see the list of available colors. If @steemychicken1 has run out of that particular color, tough luck, he will choose one that he likes.

And that's it. @steemychicken1 will be responsible for the printing. I will be responsible for picking the victor and the shipping process. I promise that the draw will be 100 % random with an online randomizer. I don't give a shit if you are a whale or a minnow. If you are an old time follower of mine or just someone that commented just to participate in the contest! When this post pays out I will pick whoever has lady luck by their side.

Here's a photo of the other side with an example message. Please keep it short like I have:

(it reads "penetration services")


And that's it! Now, allow me to say goodbye with some food porn:

Goodbye

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Color: Yellow (or else pink)
message: Top Tier Trophy

Tagging @d00k13 coz he might want one

You need to resteem to qualify for the contest :)

Oops forgot 😂

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  ·  last month (edited)

Your draw number is #5, thanks for participating :D

Does that mean we both win if you draw 4? 😝

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Lol I fucked up. Fixed! Thanks 😂

Damb I was thinking of a side by side dick mic talk with @blind-spot 😆

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Thanks brother!

Resteem and upvote this post at 100 %. Remeber, money makes the world go round

There's a typo in remember...

You're welcome! :) I will resteem it with my alt account lol.. hilarious :)

Please choose color and a short 2-3 words message. Thanks.

Resteemed with my alt (sorry I love it, but I have this alt for a reason :) )

3d.png

Defo this colour :)

Please if I win use: Anouk.nox (without the .spt lol)
Message: Royal Dick

Ps thanks for the food porn, now I'm hungry again :)

Awesome. Your draw number is #1

Lol, that's a good sign! #1

Anyway, my boyfriend said, and I quote: "It should read: Anouk.nox' Royal Dick" (I know my name is one side, the RD is on the other, but he found that important lolol)

You ain't stealing my dildo. Get out of here.
:)

Hey, didn't you notice @trumpman already actually announced I was going to win? He said I'm #1 .. so that's it.. no point for you to enter anyways!!!

Cool

Color : Orange
Message : “Verifed Creator”
Account : @lenarose

Awesome! Your draw number is #6 !

Hi @trumpman!

Your post was upvoted by @steem-ua, new Steem dApp, using UserAuthority for algorithmic post curation!
Your UA account score is currently 5.131 which ranks you at #983 across all Steem accounts.
Your rank has not changed in the last three days.

In our last Algorithmic Curation Round, consisting of 79 contributions, your post is ranked at #8.

Evaluation of your UA score:
  • You've built up a nice network.
  • The readers appreciate your great work!
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Color : Teal/Turquoise or Blue
Message : “Verifed Creator”
Account : @discostick

Your draw number is #3 , thanks for participating :D

Awesome! Thanks for the opportunity.

Το μονο σχολιο που μου έρχεται στο μυαλό είναι ..
λολ ρε παιδιά!!


Μα, τί γράφει και δεν μπορώ να το διαβάσω;;;


Ρουθ που είσαι να βάλεις μία τάξη;;;;

  ·  last month (edited)

Το μονο σχολιο που μου έρχεται στο μυαλό είναι ..λολ ρε παιδιά!!

Hi, you need to resteem this post and make your message shorter (this one is just too big to fit!!!!) in order to participate. Also pick a color. Thanks.

Μα, τί γράφει και δεν μπορώ να το διαβάσω;;;

It reads "penetration services"

  ·  last month (edited)

Done and Done.....

So gotta have me a @D00k13 Dildo ..... turn that into a microphone for all my dickish shit talking vlogs!
One side get my user name "@D00k13" right? Then on the other a message? Gotta be "OneLoveDTube" then. Colour is your choice I like surprises!

Good Luck Everyone 🤞

Your draw number is #4 , thanks for participating :D

Excellent and your welcome 🙏

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Καλοπερνάτε βλέπω εσείς εκεί!!!!
Αλήθεια τι δουλειά έχει ο δονητής με το φαΐ???

το έχετε αν κάποιος δεν του αρέσει το φαγητό να του το δώσετε να πα να γάμ????

8========D

Make it black or green.

With your humour, best to go with black!

Your draw number is #2, thanks for participating.

Hello @trumpman thanks for that nice contest.
Color : Red
Message : “Money makes me cum”
Account : @moneymisstress

Awesome! Your draw number is #9 !

Color: Nebraska Red
Message: Easy Eddie

Awesome! Your draw number is #8 !

@perfectpussy
Color Teal/Aqua
Let Me In

Awesome! Your draw number is #7 !

@trumpman thanks so much🥰