Breaking, Actual Fake News: Plot to Tamper with Clocks in Massive Cyber Hack Revealed
Intelligence sources are reporting that they have uncovered a plot to set all clocks back one hour this coming fall.
Anonymous officials have revealed that there may be a plan underway to tamper with the national grid by setting every clock back one hour at a specific time sometime this fall, saying that it will "most likely happen" around the end of October this year, 2018.
While it's still unknown who the perpetrators of this potential attack on the nation's electronic infrastructure really are, citizens are encouraged to be on the lookout for members of the group who are planning this massive cyber-attack on the country.
Code Word: FALLBACK
A private investigative committee known as Spring Forward has compiled a list of some of the things that ordinary citizens can do to help prevent the change of time on the clocks. According to Spring Forward's spokesperson Oliver N. Weeks, certain words and suspicious announcements could be used in social media to coordinate this time hack.
Phrases like 'fall back'- 'set your clocks back'- 'Daylight Saving Time' and 'Daylight Savings Time' are examples of some of the ways that the perpetrators of this time-change ploy will be communicating with each other as the event approaches, Weeks told reporters.
"If they get away with it, every man woman and child on the planet will wake up to a world that is one hour behind the actual time, like it or not."
According to Weeks, authorities have suggested that, if the time hack happens, that we might have to learn to live with the altered time for "a few months" until it can be corrected. Many leading time experts agree that it could take several months to set the clocks right again, says Weeks, adding "With an average of three clocks per household in this country, that's a lot of clocks to fix all at once."
Despite growing concern from the public, the White House has still not responded, nor has it issued any statement to the press regarding the warning of the potentially disruptive time change.
image above provided by Pixabay images, while the rest is practically satirical fiction, true fake news. For more information about future changes in time, contact the Department of Agriculture or your local clock shop.
Hey, this is the good time change. We get one more hour of sleep
That's what you think, until that evening creeps around, and that's when they get you...
That is called forward thinking!
As someone who lives in a place that isn't affected by the conspiracy, I've often wondered if the people affected really do save time because of it or if it's just one big sham to leech everyone off of our most precious resource. Yes, that conspiracy is quite known if this part of the world, only if but a myth.
There are plenty of other ways to steal our time, this clock tampering is just to keep the herd conditioned for war through drills, ritual and routine, to accept and follow the orders from the top.
With social media, I'm surprised that not more people are trying to fight this. Perhaps like cattle, they've grown accustomed to the old ways.
It does seem to be a management of the herd mind at work, so that even as the nation that I live in blows up things overseas every day, nobody wants to accept that such behavior is uncool. They would rather talk about anything else, in fear of being called 'unpatriotic' or some such term.
Thanks so much for that writing, Paul, really made my day! :) Cheers!
And thanks to @call-me-howie for bringing it up to me :)
I'm glad you enjoyed it, I usually find a way to make fun of the time changes every year!
I love it funny as all get-out. Sadly we do fall back and spring forward. Thanks @therealpaul
There it is, "fall back", the code phrase that we were expecting to see-- so the chatter begins!
Yes you are right and we will go to bed one hour after the actual world time.
It will be mass-confusion at first!
if that's really gonna happen the would would be in chaos hahah D: