Daily Dose of Sultnpapper 05/14/18> Pay no attention to your Doctor, sult n papper is good for you…

If your doctor tells you that you need to cut back on your salt intake and quit seasoning with pepper, tell him to take a hike over here to steemit and see just what your daily dose of sultnpapper consists of; I’ve heard some rumblings lately from people that their doctors are wanting to restrict what those folks are consuming.

I’ve been around long enough to know that about every few years the medical journals will come out with some study that says, “this XXX has been shown to cause YYY in a recent trial experiment at The ZZZ University” You can plug in a whole host of things in XXX and the same goes for YYY, and the whole purpose of the study was to just get some grant money to keep the ZZZ professor and his graduate students busy and put some money in their pockets.

I think that I would like to see the government gone from running our lives, but since that probably won’t happen in my life time I’ll wish for something that just might have a chance. How about we have the government start cracking down on universities using lab mice for experiments? That could have a chance, but we all would have to get behind it and push for it.
Several years ago it was monkeys being used for the experiments and trials on these new drugs and chemicals that were being used in products. Well all the monkey lovers got together and started protesting and sure enough it got the message a crossed that testing using live monkeys wasn’t right and it stopped. It wasn’t long after that when it was discovered that test were then being conducted on dogs and cats, even puppies and kittens.

You and I both know that there are whole bunches more cat and dog owners than there are monkey lovers and owners so it wasn’t long before those two species had to be given up on as test subjects. Seeing how I have some kids who like small furry pets, like guinea pigs, I thought that someone needs to start advocating for the current species of small furry animals that have been being used for these trials and experiments, the “rodencious laboratorios” , or more commonly known as lab rats and lab mice.

Yes, the same species I love to shoot in the barn at night I am now advocating for, talk about doing a 180 huh?

Yes, I am an admitted assassin when it comes to mice and rats but my girls have convinced me that even the little fur balls with long tails deserve the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of free grain. So the madness of killing for the sake of some extra bucks for the college professors has to stop. They are the only ones who benefit from their crazy asinine experiments.

All we ever get from those experiments is warnings that things might not be good for us like, coffee, eggs, bacon, bread ( my whole breakfast right there) and alcohol. Red meat, sugar, and all fried foods also made the list of things not good for us. I know there are more I am missing but I’m going from memory, so feel free to add to the list in the comments.

When you look at the amounts of these items that were fed to whatever the test animal used you can see that these experiments have no relationship to us as humans. When was the last time you ate ten times your body weight in any of these items in 30 days, 60 days, or even 90 days? You haven’t and never will, is my guess, yet those are typical amounts in most of these studies if memory serves me correct. Plus they do a little tweaking on the brains of these little creatures so their brain doesn’t register when they have had enough to eat, so they keep on eating.

Yet they never tell you how they do these experiments, just the results. Then about 10 years later another university will do another test and low and behold the results show nowhere near the same as the test that determined the substance was bad for us. How can that be? I’ll tell you how.

The university professors have milked the system dry on things to test to come up with what we should stay away from. So in order to keep the money flowing in they go back and conduct new tests and studies, only this time they give the test subjects reasonable amounts of the items being tested and guess what, now everything is okay, shazzammm.

No more need to worry about coffee, I wonder if Star Bucks may have funded any on that, now a glass of wine a day is recommended for good heart health and blood circulation. Bacon that got such a bad rap years ago is now the wrap of choice when it comes to stuffed jalapeno peppers, fillet minion, and several other meats. We can’t get enough bacon now and no one is sounding any alarms from the universities, I think they like it too now. Now they even have back pedaled on eggs, at least egg whites.

I haven’t seen where they have changed their position on white bread yet, but whole wheat bread seems to be okay. I don’t think they will ever change their position on the evil white powder that goes by the name, Sugar. She is just too sweet, so she has to be the devil, or maybe just evil when it comes to our health.

The truth is too much of anything, even the good stuff, can be harmful over time. But we have the ability to control ourselves and how much we consume, the test animals didn’t.

So join with me in advocating for the little fur balls, end the tests, and have all the sultnpapper you can handle and I’ll continue to refill this container daily with your carefully measured daily dose.

Until next time,
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