So, this is a portrait of you made by your wife. Do you understand that?

I stopped arguing. as a bonus - here's a little story for you @careassaktart

12 years ago I worked in a printing house, we printed photos on fabric by the method of thermosublimation. Once we did such an order.

One young lady (she was a nice-looking model, but with brains) traveled to the island of Cuba, with a Nikon camera. On her return she brought back a lot of pictures "which she took there". She ordered 60 prints for a photo exhibition (later I visited it - the exhibition was ok). About 50 photos of these 60 had this lady in the frame. And, you know, I asked her the same question: "Who took the photos?" The lady answered: "I took the pictures. I was finding a frame, making all the adjustments, and then asking Cuban boys to press the shutter button".

You know, for some reason, none of the visitors of the exhibition considered it was an "exhibition of Cuban children's photos". I respect your opinion, but it is only yours, many people do not share it. Good luck to you, too.