Perhaps write about a techno-dancing Norse god'dish super-hero named Thor, who parted the skies between his world and ours and came down for a day of street-disco/techno dancing in some strange town in Europe and hoped that he might get lucky. Alright maybe not Thor but a name that's Viking'ish to keep it creative. He saved the day as the world's eyes were upon him as he grabbed a seemingly innocent (and non-violent) civilian on the street for walking into one of the gals (and yes very 'high' as we see in later scenes of the video), and directs him to the penalty box for a time-out with the point of his mighty index finger that could spawn a lightning bolt at any second and then showered with water bottles and dry biscuits by his onlookers for saving the world but yet again. Thor celebrates his victory with further techno-karate-chop-disco-dancing as he basks in the divine light of his norse gods (or maybe that's pollution in the air).