Pretending to be sick
The last 2 days i just did not want to go to work. Like i couldn't. Had no motivation at all.
So firstly i do appreciate this job. I do like my job. Yes i faked being sick to get off work.....
DONT JUDGE ME.
So on Wednesday morning i woke up late for work. Phone had fallen of from its charging station (wireless charging). So waking up and realizing my life is over......i decide in a true South African fashion...
"FUCK IT".
I WHATSAPP my boss. Not call no no..... Tell him i had been sick the whole night and that i had gotten no sleep. Not 15min later i get a msg saying "goodluck hope you feel better".....
I went back to bed.... i spent the rest of the day gaming.....it was a perfect day......
The next day i go to work....now obviously i cant be all healthy now... i pretend to rush to the bathroom once or twice. Say my stomach is on fire and before you knew it i was asked to go home......
They where scared i infect more people at the office.....
Its Friday and im at work with a lil story that i got medicine and so on..... its so chilled....
I know this is horrible. I might go to hell but once again in true SA fasion....
FUCK IT!
Nice post
Lol Daniel was home Monday - Wednesday (in his defense actually sick)
Yesterday he went to work and almost used up a whole toilet roll to blow his nose (he uses way too much tp to blow his nose)
We are spending the weekend in bed to recover, so lucky you aren't actually sick.
P.S ons kom volgende maand JHB toe :) tyd vir sushi :P
Haha eish poor man hope you 2 get better soon. Yeah i definitely owe you some sushie by now so ill definitely be seeing you lol.
yeah i think we dont have to make fun of sickness or sickness will make fun of us wht do u say ?
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Cool man will do!
I hate work! You had a good plan and at least you got one good day from the whole circle of lies...
Lol well day and a half thanks to being sent home lol. Apparently im a very good liar lol.
Just don't sign up your boss to Steemit...hy gaan vir jou uitvang! 😁