The Sunday pulpit...Sermon 1 ...Steem price is good for you...comedyopenmic #38 - yes 38! I have no '37's' left..

Forget those days of $5 steem!! Good riddance !

...for they brought nothing but avarice, good times, and money - which we all know is bad for the soul. (but good for the bills, I will concede that point).

Think about how your destitution feels, without the constant checking of steem price. It only chained you to your computer (when you still had one), like the chains of hell itself.

Revel in the freedom of having no roof over your head...

You can look at the stars now, without even moving. Gone are the days of having to walk to your balcony.

The fall in price has been constant, and there is something rewarding in knowing it will be in the same place tomorrow.
A slow decay bring it's own rewards, and ones that are far too often overlooked...

You can make new friends, for starters !

Mr. Delusional Optimism is never too far away. He's there to help keep you company in those long, dark ,nights. (the chances being that your girlfriend has long gone by now...)

He'll always be there to bolster you up as you check the steem price each morning, and he'll never let your spirits feel too deflated.

Even the padded cell won't stop him from keeping you company..
'They' don't understand, not like Mr Delusional Optimism does, and 'they' might that think you are talking to yourself as you keep repeating...
"The moon, the moon, I'm going to the moon.."
.....but no, Mr Delusional optimism will be right by your side, listening patiently. He has endless patience.

Mr. Delusional Optimism will explain to you how a steady slope downwards on the steem price graph, just means it has more space to shoot up...as it will be doing, anytime now...
It makes no sense to be depressed with the reducing steem price - it's every reason to become happier and happier, in fact!
So much more space for it to blast off to the moon!

Mr delusional Optimism will put you mind at rest when you have doubts about the whole platform, explaining to you that when you too become a whale - 'as we all must' , He says , -then these days of uncertainty will be far behind you, and then you to can revel in the authoritarian space you have been allowed to inhabit.

It matters not about the voluntarist anarchist principles when you have all that steem.
Mr Delusional Optimism can explain to you how being authoritarian, is voluntarism, in it's own, special way....
Mr Delusional Optimism has such a way with words, that he allows you see anything, just as you like.

In Sermon 2 ...

We will be asking Miss Postmodernism, to explain how the constantly lowering steem price, is actually making you richer, and richer every single day!

I nominate all delusional optimists and postmodernists , everywhere!!!
but we'll start with these instead...
@zyx066 and @freebornangel