The Daily Patriot Special!! ..The Data and Society report - in depth (and some bending over)..comedyopenmic #32

This is Becca Lewis.

She is author of the stupidest report to have ever been written, including the times before writing had even been invented.
It has been asserted by people with a brain that if this was the first thing ever written, then we would never have even bothered with the alphabet.
Noted anthropologist have said that if this was the first thing written, it would have and discarded it into the skull of a woolly mammoth, as a failed dismal attempt of a new technology.

12 literature experts were invited to look at the report thing, and all of them promptly jumped out of a 25th floor window, screaming, " ...this is not what letters and sentences were designed for..".
(quickly followed by 12 'thud' noises, and a feint squelching sound).

SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!...correction!!!!

THIS is Becca Lewis....

Why did she write this literary holocaust? Why would anyone in their right mind, do this?

It most certainly wasn't for professional kudos.
Not unless her peers were kindergarten kids with learning difficulties, that is, and even then it would have got no more than an 'F' and a few crayons thrown at her...

Did it have anything to do with injections of financial liquidity from a rich white man, otherwise known as known as George Soros?
Did she bend over on the altar of integrity, screaming to him 'give it to me, Jew boy, give me your liquid...' (Soros is Jewish, so don't give me any anti semitic crap..)

Why she couldn't have gone hooking for a few quid instead, is a question being asked all across the internet. It still confounds the greatest minds of today, who have studied this several page abhorrence, in detail.

It has been rumored that Noam Chomsky read it, and after cleaning up all his vomit, He said that he just couldn't understand why she never saw sex work as an option...
"It's a steady job, you're off your feet all day, and you can work from home. It's better than writing this shite.."

PATRIOT DAILY... RETRACTION:

We apologize - unreservedly - for the incorrectly inserted photograph at the beginning of the report.

The person pictured IS NOT BecCa Lewis, but an internet star knows as 'Blonde in the belly of the beast'
She has also done a You tube report, ripping this garbage to pieces.

Unfortunately I didn't understand a single word she said.

I never do when I'm watching 'blonde in the belly of the beast', to be fair ....my mind always wanders to other things involving weddings bells, confetti, stocking tops, and babies....ah...baaaaabies....

Every damn time!
I have now watched over 3,000,0000,000,000,000,000,000 hours you tube presentations from her - and I hear nothing. Nada.
I've never comprehended one single sentence out of those full, soft, beautiful lips....It's just not possible to look at a goddess and understand what she's saying.
Not at the same time.
I'm a man, and I haven't figured out this multitasking thingy, yet...
(....can anyone else hear any bells?)

Here's another photo of heaven.
I have lots - all 15 walls of my house in fact ( but I'm thinking of building an outdoor shed, even more wall space..).

She's living proof that a beautiful vision of perfection can be utterly sexy, and possess balls all at the same time.

(I mean that she's a libertarian conservative, not transgender. You weirdo's).

Oh yeah, back to Becca Lewis....

Ah, Fuck it, you get the idea -go read it for yourself, but make sure you have a bucket and some tissue's handy.

I've got an appointment with a goddess and a You tube presentation.
I won't need a bucket though...

I can't nominate anyone in this competition...I'm not letting any of you sickos near her..

I'll find some nice people instead...@steemed-open @abigail-dantes