Satire saturday...

Let's see what satire is. Ribbing, sarcasm,derision, ridicule, dissing, mockery...

Satire....

Stating
A
Truth
In
Ridiculous
Environments

Breaking news !!!

Debbie Wassermann Schulz backs radical gun reform.

When interviewed, Schulz- who is a long time supporter of Hillary Clinton - stated in a press release.

“ We need to get guns off our street's. Look at the case with Seth Rich, as a perfect example.
It doesn't matter who ordered the hit, if they didn't have access to guns they couldn't have done it.
It's the guns that are responsible and not the person who ordered the contract out on him. This is obvious to all except the crazies.”

She went on to say “ Do you really think l all these false flags would happen if we had zero guns on the streets? Of course they wouldn't!”

Schulz declared her intention for mandatory mental health background checks for any firearm purchase , including air rifles and potato guns.
She did mention that she had been denied a firearm permit herself, citing mental issues.

In other news...

Yesterday

Tony Podesta has come forward at last, in response to the child sex trafficking allegations and pizza gate.

In a statement given in a press meeting
He said.

“The collusion of the FBI and DOJ is an in justice to the citizens of this country! Any links between myself and recent allegations regarding criminal activity, are totally without merit, and completely bogus.
This is nothing more than an attempt by far right nazi trump supporter groups to connect reality to fantasy, and to smear me and my brother, for cheap political gains. I believe the Russians also had some influence. "

He went on to say, “I mean, the whole 'pizza topping' insinuations and it relating to some kind of sexual taste in children is absolutely ridiculous.
Does that mean if you order an Hawaiian, you want an Haitian? It's all rather silly.
I think most fair minded Americans can clearly see the truth, right in front of their eyes."

Podesta and his brother are said to be taking a break from the spotlight, and taking a long vacation to their favorite hideaway in Portugal.

Today, we caught up with Tony while he was doing some last minute shopping in the airport gift shop.

We asked him about his plans to return.

He said he no dates planned as yet, to when he would be back in Washington DC.

“ Washington is in bed with mad , at the moment.” He said.

The strain of being in the capitol was obviously taking it's toll, and he looked tired and drained.

He went on to say, at an attempt at some joviality, “At least while I'm away in Portugal, I can be in bed with mad without the lights on me. ”

We left him as he made for his flight clutching a cuddly bear from the gift shop, that he had just bought, and a large bags of sweets .

More breaking news coming up , as fast as we can think of some...

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images not my own (phew)