Reg and Derek and smelly log farts

“That log is farting, Derek!,” Reg said.

“The big logs seem to do that, from what I have seen,” Derek replied.

“Get closer. That is a big log Derek, I've never seen one so big,” Reg said, excitedly.

“OK, little buddy, but I warn you now, those farts smell bad. I think the bears must have horrible food to eat when they sit on them, or something.”

Derek speeded up his swim, until they were in the wake of the massive ship...

“phew-eee,” Said Reg “I wonder what bears eat to make such a horrible smell?”

“My farts smell like that, when I eat anchovy,....” Derek said.

They started to follow the smelly log, with hundreds of bears on it...

meanwhile.....on the log that farted very badly...

“There ain't no stopping us now, Eddie,” said John, continuing, “As soon as we land, it's straight to work. They have a meeting on Jekyll island very soon, so I hear. That's not gonna happen, who do they think they are? This place will not be run by a bunch of crooks!”

Eddie looked over at his old friend, and felt proud to be in the shadow of such giants, and was willing to do anything asked of him,to stop this coup happening in a country that he loved, so much...