Offensive Saturday! ...comedyopenmic #14
"To see who controls you, see who you can't criticize" Who said this...?
a) Voltaire,
B) Judge Simmons in Lady Whiplashe's dungeon
C) Your Mum.
and for comedy openmic nominations....
.....@kafkanarchy84 - for his clarity.....@abigail-dantes - for her inability to drink beer.
british humor...
sigh
what can I say?
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WOT U LAFFIN' AT ?
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I also find British humour rather peculiar 😌
whispers gently "it's not your fault" repeat 'it's not your fault'
...is that a frisbee going over your head, or is it my last sentence...?
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...you could say, "please sir, will you teach me?"
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some things are not meant for texans to know..
Hey, I had beer for SEVEN days in a row!
....You had seven SIPS of beer, seven days in a row...
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😂 It all counts
THANK YOU @empress-eremmy!
Ok, I'm being ganged up on - I'm outta here!
oh, it's my feed.. I can't...
Does a measurement of volume so small , exist?
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I want to pin the donkey in the middle, if you know what I mean.
Pinning a donkey in the middle will cause it intestines to fall out, surely?
It depends on the length of the pin